The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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