Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I could fuck to npr.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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