In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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