He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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