White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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