Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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