playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I've blown a few things in my day
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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