Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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