I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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