She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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