I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
is wine microwaveable?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
