i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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