somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.