I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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