I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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