I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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