I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
