he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
