what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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