am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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