susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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