I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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