I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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