I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We need to get me chipped asap
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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