It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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