I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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