Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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