just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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