The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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