There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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