I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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