I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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