Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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