I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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