come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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