He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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