i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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