Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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