Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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