i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I had to cum in my sink.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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