Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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