Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that