I think I died a long time ago.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..