everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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