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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think I died a long time ago.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..

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