The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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