Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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