I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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