whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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