is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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