Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.