3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies