I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome