dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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