Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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