help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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