come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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