And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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