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wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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