rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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