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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.

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  Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase

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• (585): View more from New York

  I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/

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