Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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