THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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