So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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