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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  my lips still taste like vagina

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  so you liked breakfast?

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  ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?

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• (707): View more from California

  She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.

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• (619): View more from California

  Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.

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• (714): View more from California

  He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I cant shower it involves moving...

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  Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.

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  Doesn't she keep a spare?

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  Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink

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• (518): View more from New York

  He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him

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