I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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